What is this on my front tire?

[Hickster]

Yo Jim,
How many ex's do you have. Have you had one that had the court lock up your 77 Super Gide up fer 2 years and beat this critter every night. With an alum base ball bat?? Cops confiscated the bat, got tired of her mouth for 2 years under a peace warrant. She had me in front of the judge 6 times till he put a stop to it.
Now, wood you not name a tire after her?? Tires ain't perty and our marriage was not either.

 

[Jimmy N.]

Hickster, there's a reason I've stayed unmarried for quite a while now.
Same girlfriend since the divorce, though.

 

[Hickster]

Jim,
Good job. I have been married once and that is all I need to sea. It was nice when I knew her in the hay fields when we were 13. At 22 not so good. Stay on track withthe cars. They will not cheat, dance with sum one else. and or have am bititions with some one elses family member. Youll H/C ain't going to Sonic with a stang. Not happening. A ring is a lot cheaper than 10, 15 years of yo life. My booke ex plain it all. Good luck.

 

[Geerhed]

Your Mission Jim if you decide to accept it is to drive like hell on the P tires until finished off!!! If you decide not to accept the Mission the tires will self destruct after 50 MPH!!

 

[Jimmy N.]

I'll see if I can make the car identify as a city dweller. That'd be about the only way to keep it under 50.

 

[22MoparMuscle]

It's official - apparently I'm a Hellcat hypochondriac. Had the tires checked out at a Pirelli vendor tire shop. No cracks, bulges or cords showing. They said it's factory marking, just that Pirelli does theirs differently. Then he said to keep an eye on it and if cracks or anything show up, come back in.

So, I'm good to go to drive to Bowling Green on Wednesday.

I know this post is almost a year old but I bought my Hellcat a couple months ago. I have the exact same markings and lines on my tires. It’s no biggie. Just sayin