Fake Shifters Coming To EV Dodges

[DavidKFla]

It's been reported previously that Alfa Giorgio platform was modified to accept EV's and that is the new STLA plaform all the bigger cars will use going forward. So pretty much the handful of cars Dodge/Alfa/Maserti makes will all share the same STLA L platform.

Which is funny because Tim K said last year they didn't want to move to Giorgio because of the Mustang and then get moved anyway lol
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Looking more like Tim is just a talking head over there.

I like the look of that car but I would be too afraid to buy one.

 

[Hellcatcfp]

It'll have a thousand minimum once you pay to "unlock it" through Direct Connection and get that goofy crystal key. They haven't revealed yet that it'll have a tri-motor but patents and Maserati Granturismo proves it is coming on the top Banshee trim.


Kuniskis told everyone last year there would be a simulated transmission in the Daytona, the patents were pending at that point. But I fully expect the car to bomb and they go ahead and drop an engine in the car. I just did a video on it again but patents prove all the STLA vehicles were designed to have Hurricane/Hemi/ICE drivetrain options.

Dodge should make it a crystal middle finger key. I then could say they got something right. Keeping an open mind...but, well...

 

[MikeD1]

Dodge should make it a crystal middle finger key. I then could say they got something right. Keeping an open mind...but, well...

With a little luck it will be as secure as the current RF Hub & hackers will have access within months. 200hp upgrades for $500 - weeeeeeeeeee !

 

[MikeD1]

Everything is fake in clown world - fake exhaust pipes & sound, fake tranny shifts, fake meat, fake genders, fake vaccines, fake climate crisis etc. etc.

 

[Paladin06]

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More clown world bullshit?

can’t make this crap up.

 

[Marc W]

Story time…. 🤓. Back in 1966/67 when I was just outta high school and living the hotrod cruising scene (picture American Graffiti) I had my ‘61 Ford Falcon with a 327 Chev in it. A friend had a 1955 Chev Station Wagon that was jacked up in the front like all the drag cars were at the time. He had a 283 in it, but couldn’t afford headers at the time. He put 3” diameter pipes in the wheel wells to look like header collectors. Painted white of coarse. Cruising into the drive in (roller skating car hops) in front of everybody… one of his pipes fell out. He had to get out and pick it up. He was like the Toad character in the movie. 😂

 

[Unholy707]

Can’t believe they got rid of the fat boy seats

 

[Hellcatcfp]

Can’t believe they got rid of the fat boy seats

They figure we'll lose weight eating the bugs instead of meat. Stellantis is a good Global citizen.

 

[DavidKFla]

They figure we'll lose weight eating the bugs instead of meat. Stellantis is a good Global citizen.

So Jeep went bankrupt in China?

 

[Hellcatcfp]

So Jeep went bankrupt in China?

Didn't hear that, but believe part of the EV strategy is to destroy and remake auto manufacturers in the process. Will be interesting to see who gets bailed out/subsidized more relative to others. Social engineering going crazy nowadays.

 

[DavidKFla]

Didn't hear that, but believe part of the EV strategy is to destroy and remake auto manufacturers in the process. Will be interesting to see who gets bailed out/subsidized more relative to others. Social engineering going crazy nowadays.

It was a year ago.

https://www.reuters.com/business/au...gac-joint-venture-file-bankruptcy-2022-10-31/

 

[DavidKFla]

It's been reported previously that Alfa Giorgio platform was modified to accept EV's and that is the new STLA plaform all the bigger cars will use going forward. So pretty much the handful of cars Dodge/Alfa/Maserti makes will all share the same STLA L platform.

Which is funny because Tim K said last year they didn't want to move to Giorgio because of the Mustang and then get moved anyway lol
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Was this the platform that twisted with a hellcat engine in it?

 

[Unholy707]

Was this the platform that twisted with a hellcat engine in it.

So you’re saying no hellcat swapping the banshees?

 

[DavidKFla]

So you’re saying no hellcat swapping the banshees?

Should of had a ?.

 

[Unholy707]

I’m asking if that’s what you’re saying

 

[DavidKFla]

I’m asking if that’s what you’re saying

I'm asking if that's the platform that twisted with the Hellcat engine since I don't know if it's the one.

 

[ButterDaGreat?]

It was a year ago.

https://www.reuters.com/business/au...gac-joint-venture-file-bankruptcy-2022-10-31/

They said China was the next big frontier to get a foothold in but in a country that makes bootlegs, the bootleg cheaper Jeeps are selling better...

Was this the platform that twisted with a hellcat engine in it?

Tim Kuniskis said they explored moving to Giorgio and abandoned it. The 2018 Demon was suppose to be the final send off for the current platform. Then you have PSA and FCA announcing the merger in 2020 and immediately in 2021 they announce the 4 STLA platforms and we find out Giorgio is converted to STLA L.

Long story short, I would bet money it was Giorgio...

 

[DavidKFla]

They said China was the next big frontier to get a foothold in but in a country that makes bootlegs, the bootleg cheaper Jeeps are selling better...


Tim Kuniskis said they explored moving to Giorgio and abandoned it. The 2018 Demon was suppose to be the final send off for the current platform. Then you have PSA and FCA announcing the merger in 2020 and immediately in 2021 they announce the 4 STLA platforms and we find out Giorgio is converted to STLA L.

Long story short, I would bet money it was Giorgio...

Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[ButterDaGreat?]

Wouldn't surprise me.

No wonder they needed a Hurricane to be gentle on the chassis...

 

[DavidKFla]

No wonder they needed a Hurricane to be gentle on the chassis...

Pretzel logic. I think it was the Giorgio.