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Ahhhh... reminds me of another old joke.... How did the Germans take Poland so quickly. They marched in backwards and the Pollock's thought they were leaving.
Whatever happened to all those old Pollock jokes? Not PC nowadays, for sure. They just faded away with time.
My mostly Polish family loves Polish jokes. My wife is 150% Polish, so she really needs some explainin'.
We're from Buffalo... between Buffalo and Chicago, we have as many Pollocks as Poland.
My wife just happened to bring it up yesterday, but she showed me a meme of Flash, the sloth that worked at the DMV in Zootopia. Hadn’t laughed so hard at a kids movie in a long time. If you’re not familiar with it, check him out.
My mostly Polish family loves Polish jokes. My wife is 150% Polish, so she really needs some explainin'.
We're from Buffalo... between Buffalo and Chicago, we have as many Pollocks as Poland.
Buffalo to Chicago...C'mon Jack...WTF...Dingus Day...Filmore to Memorial pkway...to broadway...6 million pollocks...I know..i was there...and I'm Italian...(another gotta be from Buffalo to get it lol)
Buffalo to Chicago...C'mon Jack...WTF...Dingus Day...Filmore to Memorial pkway...to broadway...6 million pollocks...I know..i was there...and I'm Italian...(another gotta be from Buffalo to get it lol)
(I didn't mean Buffalo to Chicago... I meant that combining the Polish communities in Buffalo and Chicago would produce millions of Pols... I'm also 25% Polish - at times)
The Broadway der'hey?
Wife worked the Polish Villa for 14 years... and she was the first person to bring her kids to Polka Buzz I think... so they were 2 & 4 watching themselves on the TV doing the polka! You can usually find us a Polish Villa 2 on Dingus Day hanging out with Eddie and Rosie.
Alice? Who the hell is Alice?
Na Zdrowie!
When I do something stupid I blame it on my watered down Polish heritage. I also like telling my purebred German wife to prepare herself because "tonight Poland is invading". Payback is a bitch.
When I do something stupid I blame it on my watered down Polish heritage. I also like telling my purebred German wife to prepare herself because "tonight Poland is invading". Payback is a bitch.
Just the other day I had two POLLOCK JOHNNY dogs with the WORKS on them. Pollock Johnny's is a Polish eatery in this area. I'm not sure how wide spread these dogs are but, in my area they are a longtime favorite born in the Polish community.
A polish sausage on a hot dog roll smothered in the WORKS, a combination sauce of tomato, onions, peppers, and a variety of other goodies.
You don't eat one of these dogs just once. It's once down, then at least three times back up and down again.
Some people keep a bottle of TUMS handy when eating these dogs.
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