FS Custom Home in Ormond Beach FL For Sale

[DavidKFla]

The HOA called me and asked me what were we doing accessing the backyard from the fire road out back.

I asked them if they owned the property. They said, no.

I simply told them that they have 0 authority and they should concentrate on more important things.

They didn't like it, but they never said anything else about it.

 

[1971demon]

a cigarette butt or two with the dna of the hoa dink(s) causing the problem, strategically placed in the vicinity of the ignition site, might solve two problems at once..

Better known as "Jewish Lightning"....(now not another word please)

 

[1971demon]

There was a little gator, about 4-5 ft, sunbathing at the lake across the street last week. Will that help?

🤣🤣🤣

4/5 ft...aint little..

 

[1971demon]

Exactly why I refuse to look at any property where there's an HOA.



Developer run HOA's are the worst in many cases ! They want everything locked down till build out, then don't give a shit what happens.



Exactly the problem, you end up with a small % of Karen's calling the shots for the 97% who are apathetic about the HOA until they personally get nailed for some obscure 'violation'. In general, it's not the ppl who could comfortably afford the homes & just want to live in peace & have things 'reasonably' nice, it's the bottom feeders who were b-a-r-e-l-y able to sleaze into the 'hood & are over their heads.

I prefer to be left alone...my properties are always impeccably maintained..(like @ Davids)...never loud music..and I respect others property..and privacy...NOT GET DA FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY..

 

[1971demon]

a cigarette butt or two with the dna of the hoa dink(s) causing the problem, strategically placed in the vicinity of the ignition site, might solve two problems at once..

I am more than adept @ solving problems..

 

[RAMBLE1]

There was a little gator, about 4-5 ft, sunbathing at the lake across the street last week. Will that help?

🤣🤣🤣

I'm told BBQ gator is very tasty.

 

[DavidKFla]

I'm told BBQ gator is very tasty.

I find it to be a little tough and stringy. Might be that it wasn't prepared correctly?

 

[1971demon]

I'm told BBQ gator is very tasty.

My father used to tell me that about liver when I was 7...

 

[1971demon]

I find it to be a little tough and stringy. Might be that it wasn't prepared correctly?

yeah..yeah...what next...ya gonna say it tastes like chicken?

 

[DavidKFla]

yeah..yeah...what next...ya gonna say it tastes like chicken?

I don't eat chicken.

 

[SilverBillet]

yeah..yeah...what next...ya gonna say it tastes like chicken?

Fried Gator bites are tender and taste a little like chicken. 4’-5’ is little. Here’s a big one from a pond next to the cart path near us. It was about 11’-12’. I think they moved him because I haven’t seen him for a few months.

 

[DavidKFla]

Fried Gator bites are tender and taste a little like chicken. 4’-5’ is little. Here’s a big one from a pond next to the cart path near us. It was about 11’-12’. I think they moved him because I haven’t seen him for a few months. View attachment 153142

sucker will chomp you in half.

 

[1971demon]

Fried Gator bites are tender and taste a little like chicken. 4’-5’ is little. Here’s a big one from a pond next to the cart path near us. It was about 11’-12’. I think they moved him because I haven’t seen him for a few months. View attachment 153142

Sorry gang..but livin within 200 miles of those things...is well...(for lack of better terms)...simply plain FUCKED UP..

 

[RAMBLE1]

Fried Gator bites are tender and taste a little like chicken. 4’-5’ is little. Here’s a big one from a pond next to the cart path near us. It was about 11’-12’. I think they moved him because I haven’t seen him for a few months. View attachment 153142

Enough meat for the winter...

 

[1971demon]

I don't eat chicken.

Sure you do...every time ya put a hot dog in yer mouth yer eatin chicken..(and it aint the white meat)

 

[DavidKFla]

Sure you do...every time ya put a hot dog in yer mouth yer eatin chicken..(and it aint the white meat)

nope. we only buy grass fed, no hormones beef hot dogs.

 

[Snowman]

Hey David, we are currently looking from Ormond to St Augustine Beach. I showed my wife the pictures and she is interested in seeing more. Can you please send me the MLS#?

 

[DavidKFla]

Hey David, we are currently looking from Ormond to St Augustine Beach. I showed my wife the pictures and she is interested in seeing more. Can you please send me the MLS#?

It's not listed yet. We're still preparing it for sale. Are you familiar with our community?

 

[1971demon]

Hey David, we are currently looking from Ormond to St Augustine Beach. I showed my wife the pictures and she is interested in seeing more. Can you please send me the MLS#?

How bout that...yer goin south...and we're builin a summer home on lake LaTonka....in Mercer...