What did you do to your Hellcat today?

[DavidKFla]

David...David...David...bugs on the windshield ...what's next...tell me you don't go there with a taco stained wife beater T shirt...

Bugs all over the front. Mirrors, grill, bumper, etc. Bugs love my car. I don't go to a car meet to clean my car.

 

[2ndAmend]

Dawgs are guud people unless youze bee frum University of Ga. Den, not sew guud. In da my house I grew up in, sum wut, I went to UT Chattanooger, brotuh graduated frum University of Ga, my parents and gran parents grduated frum Auburn, da rest of da clan came frum Tallerhassmee, and Gainesville. Mon, watt an SEC mis hapster. Butt, all in guud fun and excitement. All dawgs were invited to shed er snot. Even da wives were ok.

My wife did college in NC and she is able to fluently interpret about 80% of this, I am usually about 50% with effort. Couldn't get the "Mon, watt an SEC mis hapster." though.

 

[BULL]

Someone who flaunts the SEC??

 

[Unholy707]

Washed it. Except for the melted tuner and track prep

 

[Hickster]

Ifster my wife went 2 NC University, she shuud wonder stand all of itster. Fee on say #7, now 3 times remuved skets it ass cept me talkin. Now cum onster. Read beez tween da lines, Gillegianes, da fuutball Hank. Youzee wunt wa 2 speek like da rest uf da abnoreall jerks. 2 easly figured outster. Mize head wood blow up like a ham ster at tanks givenwit wing nutts on it's man huud. Spankin of,, I am 1 waze away frum my car beeeng close 2 retro. I sneed a shaker huud fer da 6.2 HC Hemi, satin black. Den it ill be back 2- 70s retro. Like da gal I'm groin 2 find gum ware. Maybe Cindy in da hills of Tennware I met her in da 70s. She haze 2 beeze able 2 put up wit wa, hea? She still talks 2 wa. Ok, carz. I amster watchen Street Outlaws. Da car kicken ass 2 night is ah Camereo. Twin turbos wit ri snot ur ass. Uz dudes, nitrious. Kicken ass. Snot chicken ass, verts. Gals?? Eany takers on a date? Snot too maney sangle gals on hea butt sistahs neva know.

 

[1971demon]

Ifster my wife went 2 NC University, she shuud wonder stand all of itster. Fee on say #7, now 3 times remuved skets it ass cept me talkin. Now cum onster. Read beez tween da lines, Gillegianes, da fuutball Hank. Youzee wunt wa 2 speek like da rest uf da abnoreall jerks. 2 easly figured outster. Mize head wood blow up like a ham ster at tanks givenwit wing nutts on it's man huud. Spankin of,, I am 1 waze away frum my car beeeng close 2 retro. I sneed a shaker huud fer da 6.2 HC Hemi, satin black. Den it ill be back 2- 70s retro. Like da gal I'm groin 2 find gum ware. Maybe Cindy in da hills of Tennware I met her in da 70s. She haze 2 beeze able 2 put up wit wa, hea? She still talks 2 wa. Ok, carz. I amster watchen Street Outlaws. Da car kicken ass 2 night is ah Camereo. Twin turbos wit ri snot ur ass. Uz dudes, nitrious. Kicken ass. Snot chicken ass, verts. Gals?? Eany takers on a date? Snot too maney sangle gals on hea butt sistahs neva know.

Where's that French guy when we need him...

 

[Jimmy N.]

Today I bought a companion for it. An SXT GT AWD.

Had one about a year ago, really liked it, and missed it. Hopefully the new one will have a functional channel knob, even when the gauges are up on the performance pages..

Not that I know why a V6 has performance pages, but some of them do.

 

[Hickster]

Weird da thank he bailen da hell out.bee?? In da France Cuntry. Ware alse? Guud God Orchurd Knob critter. Taught youd beez better un da snob dan dat? Bettah plug youlze moon panels in 2 recharge bi now. Rally to do sumtin correct. I do do snot understand howz you guys can snot dee port dat ass as an mayor ette and guvor snore 2 support da guide lines. Day fart in 2020 ans again in 2025. Have youz snot read dem or just don't scare dat easly? I wood beez bailen da hell out. You bettah read dem thangs again, cause I have. You can't own a gas fired appliance in 2 years. You have 2 use non emulsion power by 2020. Witch means NO coal or nuke power plants but all 90% solar powered. Watt happens at night, clowdy day, rain, birds crap all ova da panels, wind quit blowen fer NJ, whales die off, Cali shits da bricks? No $$s frum dumb asses of da rest 48 states 2 support cha and cali veggie idiots. Trust wa I have been a vegetarian fer 49 ears and half learned. Da idiots in cali whom descided 2 due dis 3 ears ago say da feds will dake fer me. No way. We ain't. Yea, sorry, I have a bad attitude about sum tins. Butt I have learned and lived. 45 years in Fl ware taxes are low, life is cheaper, weather is good utter dan hericane seasoning. Pre pair. Ifster snot die. Youz bastards frum upster north think youz groin 2 rape de south, bring guns and LOTS of ammo. Youz dudes frum Gilligans Island, NY bettah thank again. Yea youz. We ain;t taken it nicely dis time. De rapen is dun. I am a pissed southeren.

 

[DavidKFla]

A few weeks ago at ZMax Dragway during Hot Rod Power Tour. Had a great time. Image came from the Hot Rod website.

 

[Hunter]

Detailed it and the truck.
Dang it's freaking humid out.

 

[MJS73]

My wife did college in NC and she is able to fluently interpret about 80% of this, I am usually about 50% with effort. Couldn't get the "Mon, watt an SEC mis hapster." though.

I know, he sounds like a cool guy and I speak two languages fluently, just not his.

 

[Unholy707]

I know, he sounds like a cool guy and I speak two languages fluently, just not his.

I’m gonna buy @Hickster a beer one of these days

 

[vortecd]

Detailed it and the truck.
Dang it's freaking humid out.
View attachment 109473

If I lived where you do I wouldn't go outside in the summer

 

[DavidKFla]

I’m gonna buy @Hickster a beer one of these days

Break him out of assisted living.

 

[DavidKFla]

If I lived where you do I wouldn't go outside in the summer

If I wanted to kill you, I would buy you a 1 way ticket to Florida in the summer.

 

[vortecd]

If I wanted to kill you, I would buy you a 1 way ticket to Florida in the summer.

I wouldnt go

 

[Unholy707]

If I wanted to kill you, I would buy you a 1 way ticket to Florida in the summer.

I mean, it’s not that ho…. Nvm.

 

[DavidKFla]

I mean, it’s not that ho…. Nvm.

For tundra boy it is...

 

[Jimmy N.]

If I lived where you do I wouldn't go outside in the summer

I don't think it matters. They have alligators in the winter, too.

 

[1971demon]

Detailed it and the truck.
Dang it's freaking humid out.
View attachment 109473

Clean and detailed vehicles...The ultimate barometer of a sound mind and body...

Today I bought a companion for it. An SXT GT AWD.

Had one about a year ago, really liked it, and missed it. Hopefully the new one will have a functional channel knob, even when the gauges are up on the performance pages..

Not that I know why a V6 has performance pages, but some of them do.

A friend of mine has one of those..loves it so much he doesn't drive it in the winter..(awd)...so he bought a Durango to drive in the winter...WTF...